Traffic Tie Up
By: Juliet Runolfskona
On Sunday night, Public Safety reported a traffic jam. Servant's Path was intermittently blocked by Traffic Control as scooters usurped the road. When asked, representatives of Gimps United said that the hubbub was only the warm-up for Thursday evening's Scooter Jousting Challenge.
Expect more traffic delays Thursday after dark when the Holly Regatta ensues. Visiting Royalty will be invited to send forth their Champions and their wheeled steeds to compete in the First Annual Holly Regatta in memory of THL Honoria of Holly Shire.
Be it known that all challengers must provide their own wheeled steeds, and will be requested to make a small donation to the memorial fund. Lances provided by Gimps United.