By Kumata Kurō Ie’naga
The Pennsic Independent
It turns out that neither the Midrealm nor the East were victorious in this 49th Pennsic War. That honour goes to six-year-old Henri Singleman of the East, according to the authority of said six-year-old, who upon the occasion of his appearing in photos TWICE in the pages of this publication, exclaimed, “I won Pennsic!”
Their Majesties of the Midrealm and the East have been duly informed.