Listed by when they were printed, no repeats

First Friday July 31st

Please don't put motion activated lights in the portajohns. Being blinded at 3am makes getting across a road with night vision dangerous. Use a flashlight!

 

Monday August 3rd

Thanks to the kind gentles improve communal safety and comfort by lighting the port-o-castles.

To the objector of the porto lights: you don’t have to look directly at them. Are you perhaps a moth?

Thank you to the good gentles who put motion lights in the portacastles! It is wonderful not to have to juggle a flashlight to ensure a clean seat at all hours of the night.

Or put the light over the TP and get the ones with a low light setting so everyone is accommodated.

Thanks to those who put motion activated lights in the portajohns. Being blinded at 3am by darkness makes for urine soaked toilets. As for danger on the road, use a flashlight.

 

Tuesday August 4th

Let’s split the difference, only light half the porta johns. Both sides can feel safer.

Why not ditch the porto-john’s all together and all share the bathhouses? I rather like when the seat is pre-warmed.

 

Thursday August 6th

The best way to have light and prevent night vision is to cover the lamp with a red film. Perhaps if we make all the lights red, a sort of forum would be created. A red light district, if you will.

 

Second Friday August 7th

To whomever put the portajohn in the motion-sensor-light: how'd you do that?

Would you rather fight a portajohn-sized motion-sensor-light or 20 motion-sensor-light sized portjohns?

Frankly, the blue water gives a subtle hue when the led hits it just right, kinda like a northern lights of waste.